[Top 50] Yoga Puns That Are Awfully Stretchy 1

[Top 50] Yoga Puns That Are Awfully Stretchy

My yoga pants have never been to yoga. My favourite yoga position is sleeping. I remember when yoga was called Twister. What does a dyslexic cow say? Ommmmm. Where do fish go to do yoga? The river bend. What did the yogi say to his...

[Top 50] Wine Puns & Jokes for Wine Lovers 7

[Top 50] Wine Puns & Jokes for Wine Lovers

She only made Gin, but he loved her still. What’s the cure for marriage? Alcoholism. If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. I’m in a commited relationship with Jim Beam. My favourite movie? It’s ‘The Rums...