If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training routine you used to attain it?
Hey, I like the way you elliptical.
Want to share a sweat towel?
Is that a barbell in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I’d Like you to meet Mr. Bulging Bicep. Oh, right he has a twin brother, too. His name’s Arnie.
Are your legs tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day long?
May I buy you a Gatorade and vodka?
Would you like to be my special push-up partner?
What say we head over to GNC for a bottle of human growth hormone?
You’ve got my head spinning more than five p.m. spin clA$$. Which, technically, doesn’t get my head spinning at all.
Do you do Body Combat because your body is kick-A$$!
Is your tank top felt? Would you like it to be?
Is your tank top felt? [you say, “No”] Would you like it to be?
You’re making me wish I was a rowing machine.
Baby, you make me weak in the knees! Just kidding. Yesterday was leg day!
My trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour.
Would you believe in love at the first set? Or must I curl this barbell five times more?
Am I too flexy for my shirt?
I don’t have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
You must go to the gym a lot because you have a hot bod.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
Are you a gym teacher because I need you to hold my ball sack.
I can’t lift because when I see you, you make me weak.
Do you have your workout name? Mine is Master Blaster!
Do you lift? Cause I was hoping you’d pick me up.
Nice lats!I was stopped at the airport the other day for trying to sneak these guns onto an airplane.
Can you sit on my lap as I use this rowing machine, please?
Do you squat often? Cause that A$$ is unbelievable.
Wow, I hope you know CPR, you just took my breath away!
Do you like curl here often?
I’d bet five bucks that I can guess your weight.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink of water. [you say, “Why?”] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I’m going to have my whey with you tonight!
Hi, I’m…This machine isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.
Somebody must have put powdered Viagra in my water!Let’s do a lunge.
Is there a band-aid because I’m cut!
Are you really that into fitness?
We should train together sometimes; it is good for our bone density. I don’t just mean my skeleton
Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?
Do you have any tape? Cause I’m totally ripped.
Do you always squat here?
I noticed you’re not doing something right. You’re not lifting with me!
You don’t even know this, but you deadlift my spirits.
The weights aren’t heavy enough. Would you sit on my face as I do some crunches, please?
I’d ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I’m lactose intolerant.
I learned that the missionary position helps guys to work out the triceps and chest… want to help me verify this?
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Want to feel my muscle?
I’m not sweaty from my workout; I’m just nervous talking to someone as beautiful as you.
Nice arms. Are you biceptual?
Do you think these leg-warmers look too 80’s?
Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But tomorrows chest day. So spot me maybe.
I wish they had a stationary bike built for two here.
Don’t you believe in love at 1st squat?
Can I flirt with you as you are doing ab crunches?
How about you come to my place and sit on my feet as I do sit-ups?
Let us go on the treadmill for a long romantic walk.
Have you done it on a rowing machine?You look especially pretty soaked in sweat.
Are you a boxer by any chance? Well, how about getting on your knees and giving me three blows to the head?
Any chance fitting my thing into your thingy?
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
Do you have a permit for those guns?