“You’re a Mac-10/10”
I’m Fnatic for you <3
I’ll show you A Long ;D
Want to rush my banana?
Can I camp in your Pit?
Want to rush my banana ?
You wana see my Pit Viper?
All rush banana no stop plz
Can I rush your lower tunnel?
You make my heart go 128 tick.
Hey baby wanna rush my D site?
You make my karambit go bayonet.
You’re hotter than a $400 Molotov
Can I wallbang your double doors?
if you’re an ak , i’d pick you up
You can peak at my long any time.
If you were B site, I’d rush you.
Girl, I will make your Famas Pulse
Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?
Baby I’ll stick it in your A$$imov.
I would love to SPAWN on your face!
Hey girl, you got some big hitboxes
Help me practice my spray control…
Are you a terrorist cuz you da bomb !
Girl please just let me one tap you!
Girl, you are my rare special item <3
Girl, sit on my head, i’ll boost you.
Hey girl, wanna Net”flicks” and chill?
Do you mind if I peek your top of mid?
“Can I save you from these terrorists?”
i want to spray u like i spray my negev
Hey girl, would you mind boosting me up?
Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you.
I want to spray u like i spray my negev.
Are you a zeus? Because you’re stunning!
Wouldn’t mind having to re-take you girl.
Girl, you are my rare special item(HEART)
Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.
Is 7355608 your number ’cause you blow me.
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you da bomb
Are you a pop-flash? Cause you suprised me!
I’m thinkin’ of planting my bomb at site V.
Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?
Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking.
You are so sweet I could just cbble you up.
You’re a Mac-10/10 – MP9/10 – Mag7/10 – M4/10
Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.
I’ll peak your lower mid with my AWP anytime.
Is 7355608 your number ’cause you’re the bomb!
Looks like you’ve unboxed the key to my heart.
Girl are you a flashbang? Cuz you’re stunning!
My AK isn’t the only thing that penetrates well
If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!
I like my guns how I like my girls, Factory New
I’d like to headshot you with my white-out AWP.
Babe, can you help me practise my pistol aim.
Girl if you were the bomb, Would you blow me??
Babe, I swear I’m experienced, I’m just smurfing
Are you a knife? because your stabbing my heart.
I hope you got a music kit, cuz we gon be loud!
Girl, do you mind if I check out your underpA$$?
Girl, you’re so hot I think you might be Mirage.
Of course I can carry you, sweetie… to my bed.
I’m about to plant my bomb right on your B-site.
I will turn you factory new into a field tested.
I’ve got to eco this round, let’s just get a pizza
are we rushing in or are we going sneaky beaky like
Baby put silencer on my USP and lets clear tunnels.
Baby are you a flashbang ? because you are stunning
Ay girl. Are you an AWP cause I’d dump my Ak for you.
Hey girl, sit on my head and I will clear underpA$$!
Is your name Beretta? Because you make me see double.
Lemme stick my hyper beast in your A$$imov real quick.
Girl asked me for my digits so i told her 1:0:29278475
if my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?
Wanna play some CS? You can be T cuz you lookin’ bomb.
“I don’t usually flash my team, but I’ll do it for you.”
My heart is strafing towards you more and more each day
Is that a zeus you got in your pocket? Cuz you stunning.
When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart
Girl take my AK, i’m sure you’ll enjoy spraying with it.
Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!
You are the thing I’d prioritize when my team says “save”
When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart <3
They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds…. Wait..
“if my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana? 😉
If I was an M4A1-S, you could unscrew my silencer anytime.
Girl you gonna yell “2 long” and its not gonna be a report.
Baby, you’re the bomb, why don’t you plant it at bombsite D?
Don’t worry baby, I’m using protection. I bought head armor.
Hey gurl are you silver? cause I’m actually a MGE, bend over.
you look factory new, but after im done, you will be well-worn
Girl how do you have full HP?because you just fell from heaven
If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?
Is that a DLORE in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey girl, you are so hot i could even go to a VACation with you.
You look factory new, but after im done, you will be battle scarred
If you let me work my way up your ladder, I’m sure you’ll be in Heaven.
Girl are you a frag grenade? cuz you blew em away!- Cred to Frozenkappa
Hey girl did you buy a smoke and a molotov, because you are smoking hot.
Are you comfortable with public affection, or should we go sneaky beaky like
Girl, I just want to hold you in my arms and lay you down cuz you’re da bomb!
Hey girl, me and my mate was wondering if you want dual berettas in your underpA$$?
What’s your strat for the night because I’m thinkin’ of planting my bomb at site V.
Hey girl, want to have a private match? I’ve got de_cache… (get it? cache -> cash xD)
Girl, you sure you don’t want to give it another chance? I’ll be sure to make you squeaky.
There is a reason why everyone calls me “The Grinder”… It’s because I have a big black Glock.
Hey babe, what’s your favorite position? Mine’s long A. – Mine is banana – mine’s lower dark – Mine is Secret. Wait…