oh yeah, this tree could be your baby. Captain Can you tell me the story of origin of pedobear.. (seriously) What did the Tortoise say when she was dating the Sloth?“Let’s taake it sloooooow.” I watched a GIF of a sloth for five...... [read more]

Here we have organized well sorted list of all Clarke and lexa pick up lines from Series “the 100”, you’ve ever wanted to read.... [read more]

We’ve listed some of best, silly, hilarious, and funny electrical pick up lines for teens and adults.... [read more]

“Hard no.” — Wayne “We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy “Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jones “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne “I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” —...... [read more]

Im using “I keep herps” it just isnt working for me! Wanna see my cobra? It’s almost six feet long.. Want to come home and stroke my python? I keep heaps of pets, I have one of the rarest species in the world.the trouser...... [read more]

Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy crawfish and that’s sort of the same thing.. Remember that Mardi Gras we fell in love? You will next year. Not even Katrina could stop Mardi Gras. You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on....... [read more]

Babe, once we start having a good time, we won’t answer to Netflix “Are You Still Watching”. But, you look like you’re into Stranger Things? The best Sunday I can think of? Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill You, me, Netflix...... [read more]

Can I help you? Let’s get dirty. Them: “Why’s that?” Isn’t it tuber time? What a huge eggplant. How early do you rise? Clean up in Aisle BVD! Are those melons fresh? This selection is nuts. These plums are so soft. Want to cross pollinate?...... [read more]

Do you have the time? I’m easy like Sunday morning. Can I adjust your body clock? When I’m with you, time disappears. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met. What time do you have...... [read more]

Your search is over, here I am. Nice legs! What time do they open? What would you like for breakfast? You are an oasis in my desert of life. Do you sleep on your chest? No? May I? How’d’ya fancy going halves on a bast@rd?...... [read more]