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Here we have organized well sorted list of all Clarke and lexa pick up lines from Series “the 100”, you’ve ever wanted to read.... [read more]
“Hard no.” — Wayne “We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy “Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jones “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne “I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” —...... [read more]
Heynice asymptote. You advect my moisture. Do I make you saturated? Are you a weeping angel? Hey baby, what’s your sine? Feel the rush of my monsoon! Want to see my lightning rod? Can I explore your mean value? Honey, you’re sweeter than pi. You...... [read more]
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?A: A blueberry. A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is. Q: What resembles half a strawberry?A: The other half. Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?A: Straw-berries! How many grams of protein are in...... [read more]
Got eight seconds? Wanna see my scars? Howdy, need a ride? Hey girl, watch this. Nice boots, wanna Fu©k? I won this belt buckle. Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Got any Texan in you? Want some? Want to ride on my Monster truck? And...... [read more]
I’ve been called worse by better. You’re so fat you could sell shade. You’ll never be the man your mother is. If I wanted a B!t¢h, I’d have bought a dog. Stupidity’s not a crime, so you’re free to go. If I had a face...... [read more]
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay! Your shirt needs to go, yet you can remain! Touch me now, since I think I am imagining! Touch me now, because I think I am dreaming! You know, you don’t even need a penny for...... [read more]
PASTA LA VISTA BABY. “You’re my missing ingredient.” “You’re spicier than Sriracha.” “I can last longer than cast iron.” If they go off, they could spell disaster. “Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are.” “I know we just met, but will you marinade m... [read more]
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jam. What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe? A Turtle-Neck. Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?A: A twelve-foot toothbrush. Q: What did...... [read more]
I want to crash my plane into your field. You make me feel like 9/11: I’m falling for you. Loving you is like 9/11: You’ve hijacked my heart. hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I’ll never forget you. My South Tower won’t be falling...... [read more]
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