Best Hockey Pick Up Lines For Goalies!

by Maria Line

“My other stick curves to the right.”
“I’ve been called a dirty player but let’s just see how dirty we can get tonight.”
“I said, ‘Would you like a PUCK?’”
“Let me show you that I’m good for more than just a one-timer.”
“Hi, I’m Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?”
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
“How about we drop the gloves and go at it?”
Best Hockey Pick Up Lines For Goalies!
Best Hockey Pick Up Lines For Goalies!
“I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.”
“Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?”
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
“Well if I can’t score, can I get an A$$ist?”
“I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.”
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happening Lady.
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are out of my League!
I must be Clarkson because I’m falling for you.
“Hey baby, let me be Brett Hull’s Skate and get up all in yo Crease.”
My skate blade’s not the only thing made of steel.
Can I slip one past your goalie?

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