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Hockey Pick Up Lines for Goalies

by Annie Rosy

“My other stick curves to the right.”
“I’ve been called a dirty player but let’s just see how dirty we can get tonight.”
“I said, ‘Would you like a PUCK?’”
“Let me show you that I’m good for more than just a one-timer.”
“Hi, I’m Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?”
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
“How about we drop the gloves and go at it?”
Best Hockey Pick Up Lines For Goalies!
Best Hockey Pick Up Lines For Goalies!
“I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.”
“Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?”
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
“Well if I can’t score, can I get an A$$ist?”
“I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.”
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happening Lady.
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are out of my League!
I must be Clarkson because I’m falling for you.
“Hey baby, let me be Brett Hull’s Skate and get up all in yo Crease.”
My skate blade’s not the only thing made of steel.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Annie Rosy

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.

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