[Top 40] Letterkenny pick up lines and Quotes

[Top 40] Letterkenny pick up lines and Quotes 1

 

“Hard no.” — Wayne
“We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy
“Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jones
“Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne
“…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan
“Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly
“Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone
Ya finished up chorin’ the other day… — Wayne
“Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy
“Then I’d have to put my wine down.” – Marie-Fred
“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne
“You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?” – Shoresy
“The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face!” – Wayne
“Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fu©kin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne
“If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy
“Well there is nothing better than a good fart.” – Letterkenny
“It’s Pertnear Time To Tune Into Letterkenny, So Be Sure To Set Yer Dials.” – Letterkenny
“You Were A Sniper In That Game Today And… Do You See That Sniper At 3 O’clock?” – Letterkenny
“His Girlfriend Was Going Out Of Town So She Tooted The Horn One More Time Before She Left.” – Letterkenny
“The New Season Of Letterkenny Is Coming To Cravetv. So Pitter Patter, Lets Get At’er And Watch It Already.” – Letterkenny
“fu©k Lemony Snicket, What A Serious Of Unfortunate Events You F©kin Been Through You Ugly F©k. Boulevard Of Broken Dreams!” – Letterkenny
“Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!”  — Squirrelly Dan
“Your sister’s lasagna gave everyone the scoots for weeks up in here.” – Gail
“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne
“Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like your pants are doing it for you.” – Wayne
They’ve Assembled the Degen All-Stars. Their organization is baffling. — Katy
“You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne