Best Golf Pick Up lines To Put Your Balls In The Hole!
by Maria Line
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however, I’m willing to screw in them.
Are your pick up lines are strong as your golf game? You would need these golf pick up lines to put it in the hole.
I’m a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?
You look like Carrie Underwood.
From the minute I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
So what’s it going to be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
I guarantee to lick your balls spotless and shine your shaft prior and then afterward each use during the next golf season.
I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
There’s also a bag called my pu$$y, and he can put his clubs in there.
I’m known on tour for having a lengthy club.
So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course, however, is it sufficiently lucky to get your number?
Do you want to be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a long drive and I’d like to put my wood in it?
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
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