[Top 80+] Llama Alpaca Pick Up Lines,Puns,Jokes To Use On Hilly People!
by Maria Line
Q: What did the llama say to his friend? A: Is your mama a llama?
Q: What do you get if you stand between two llamas? A: llamanated
Q: What did they llama say to the blade of grass? A: Nice knawing you!
Q: What is a llama’s favorite movie? A: Alpacalypse Now.
Q: What do you call a super-fast llama? A: llamaghini.
Q: What’s llama’s favourite film? A: Llamadeus
Q: Who is a llama’s favorite pop singer? A: Llama Del Ray.
Q: What do llamas drink before they fight? A: Alpaca punch.
Q: Who is the dating expert in Llamaville? A: Chuck Woolery.
Q: How to greet someone in yoga Class ? A: Say Llama-ste
Q: What kind of animal does yoga? A: A Shangri-llama.
Q: What do you call a very fast llama? A: a Llamagini
Q: What did the llama have for dinner? A: Llama-ables
Q: What does Spanish speaking friends say ? ¿Como te llama?
Q: What did the pellet say to the llama? A: Don’t eat me
Q: Who is the llama’s spiritual leader? A: The Dalai Llama
Q: Which Hotel do Llama Prefer to Stay in? A:Shangri-Llama
Q: What is a one of the world’s major religion> A: Isllama.
You should never waste a good hair day. A: Llama take a selfie!
Q: What do you call a really big llama? A: A wooly mammoth!
Q: What did Llamye West say to Taylor Swift? A: “Llama let you finish…”
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la llama!
Q: Why aren’t llamas in rodeos? A: Cause they ain’t ticklish!
Q: Who is one of the most famous actors in Llamawood? A:Al Pacacino.
Q: Who is one of the wisest llamas who ever lived? A: The Dalai Llama.
Q: What is a llama’s favorite 1960s band? A:The Llamas and the Papas.
Q: What is a llama’s favorite Led Zeppelin song? A:“Whole Llama Love”.
Q: What’s more amazing than a talking llama? A: A spelling bee!
Q: What did the llama say to the grA$$ in the field? A:“Nice gnawing you!”
Q: What do llamas say when things don’t go as planned? A:“Spit happens.”
Q: Do you have a need for speed? A: Let’s take a ride in my llamborghini.
Q: What to do with report card in Rainy Day? Go Get it llama-nated.
Q: Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history? Osama Bin Llama.
Q: Why did the llama fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead
Q: What is a llama’s favorite LL Cool J song? A: “Llama Said Knock You Out.”
Llamas are Star Trek fans too! They love saying “Live llama and prosper.”
Q: What do all llamas receive when they graduate from school? A: A dipllama.
Q: What do llamas do when they eat outside together? They have an alpacnic.
I don’t want to hear all of your complaining. A:Save the drama for your llama.
Q: What sound does a llama’s doorbell make? A: “Llama-llama-ding-dong!”
Q: What to do In case of emergency, A: Be sure to pull the fire allama.
Q: What did the llama magician say before he performed a trick? A: “Abra-alpaca!”
Q: What did the camel say to the llama? A: Let me teach you how to spit.
Q: What happens when you stand between two Llamas? A: You get llama-nated.
Q: What do you get when you cross a llama, camel and cow? A: A llamadairy!
Q: Who is the most famous hip-hop artist in the llama community? Kendrick Llama.
I wanted your card to last longer so what did i do? A: I Got it Llamanated.
I thought about shearing my llama, but I guess I better leave wool enough alone.
What do llamas like other than singling, A: They prefer to sing alpacapella.
Q: How do llamas respond when you say “Thank you”? A:They always say “No probllama.”
Llamas despise franchise restaurants; they would rather eat at a hole-in-the-wool.
Q: What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves? A:“Fleeced to meet you.”
Q: Why did the llama cross the road? A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
It’s hard for celebrity llamas to get any privacy. There’s always llamarazzi around.
Q: What does a Random Llama Says. A: It’s Pickle Time
Q: What Do you call a Llama with a Horn? A: A Llama Corn
Q: Say it Babe? A: Whose Your Llama
Q: Llama What? A: Llama, Please!
This is a friendly Reminder. That the Scientic
Llama Tell Ya. How much I Love You!
Looking for Adventure? Alpaca My Bags!
Someone needs your help? No prob-llama!
No Llama Song? Apologies for the earworm.
Q: What is a llama’s favorite drink? A: Llamanade.
It’s time to say! Llama Mia, here I go again.
Q: Wanna go on a picnic? Guess What? Alpaca Lunch
Q: How do llamas like to cook their food? A: On a spit.
Q: What does a drama llama says ? A: Happy B’day, Lucy!
Life’s been complicated lately? Why don’t you just save the drama for your llama?
It’s not always easy to think of new llama puns–sometimes it can be a real dilllama.
Q: What do llamas say when they’re being told something obvious? A:“No spit, Sherlock.”
Don’t forget to tell your loved ones how you feel. I got a wool-llama love for you!
Singing along to the radio be like My llama don’t like you, and she likes everyone!
One of the biggest hip-hop stars in Llamaville put on a concert. He was spitting fire.
Q: What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama? A: A turtle-neck sweater!
Q: How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish? “Fleece Navidad” (or “Feliz Llamadad”)
Q: What’s the diffrenece between llamas and alpacas? A: Alpacas have more dark meat!
Many llamas are fans of clA$$ical music. Their favorite composer? A: Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
Q: What did the llama say when he found out that he had been stolen from? A: “I’ve been fleeced!”
Q: What do llamas say when they’re trying to make an important decision? A: “Llama think about it.”
Llamas are excellent office A$$istants. They always make sure that important papers get llamanated.
Many llamas think that the world is going to end soon. They’re fearful of the impending llamageddon.
Q: In Llama-world, they have elections just like we do. Their most recent president was Barack Ollama.
Who could ever forget the chorus of that famous 80s song, “Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon…”?
Q: When the proud llama father had his first son, people kept saying “He is the spitting image of his father.”
Q: What do guard llamas tell their sheep around the campfire at night? A: They tell each other scary llama stories.
Legend has it that llamas come from a mystical utopian land in the Himalayan Mountains. They call the place “Shangri-Llama”.
There once was a llama that had a reputation for being a little schizophrenic. People said that he had a “spit” personality.
Some conspiracy theorists believe that there is a secret llama society that controls the world from behind the scenes. They call it the Illamanati.
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a llama sitting next to him. “Are you a llama?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The llama replied, “Well, I liked the book.”