Category : Jokes

Top 30+ Helen Keller Jokes and One Liners.

Q: What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? A: Corduroy.and Velcro. Q. Why is all of Helen Keller’s face burnt? A. She was bobbing for french fries. Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A: She answer the iron. Q: How did...... [read more]

[Top 20] Strawberry,Blueberry,Fruit Pick Up Lines!

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?A: A blueberry. A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is. Q: What resembles half a strawberry?A: The other half. Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?A: Straw-berries! How many grams of protein are in...... [read more]

[Top 50] Funny Chinese Jokes in English!

Q: What does a Chinese person say when they spill soup on you? A: Miso sorry. Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: An Asian Phone Call, Wing, Wing, Halo? Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person? A: Put floss over their...... [read more]

[Top 80] Funny Mexican Jokes in English!

What does a mexican get 4 christmas?Your TV What do you call a mexican baptism?Bean dip 2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?A cop What’s a mexicans favorite book store?Borders What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?cross country What do you call a Mexican ... [read more]

[Top 60+] Bald Head Jokes and Hairline Humour To Roast a Bald Guy!

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy Your so bald, I can see what your thinking. You’re so bald, I can see whats on your mind. I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one! What do you call a pen with no hair?...... [read more]

[Top 60] “What’s The Difference Between” Jokes and Memes!

What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?45 minutes. What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?About 45 pounds. What is the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn’t beat cancer… What is the difference between a lawyer a... [read more]

[Top 101] Epic Burns,Roasting Jokes And Comebacks Ever Heard!

What drugs are you on, stupid pills? It’s too bad stupidity isn’t painful. Come again when you can’t stay as long. You’ve got a face like a bag of elbows. You’re listed in Who’s Who as What’s That. I couldn’t warm to you if you...... [read more]

[Top 40+] Poop Jokes, Puns and Memes Never Heard Before!

Poop is a crap palindrome. If a king farts, is it a noble gas? What do you call a magical poop?Poodini. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?Dung. What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?Dr. Dre. What’s brown and firm?The Brown Family Law Firm. What did...... [read more]

[Top 30] Proctology, Gut, Colonoscopy Related Jokes-Colon Humor!

Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before! Find Amelia Earhart yet? Can you hear me NOW? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? You know, in Arkansas , we’re now legally married. Any sign...... [read more]

[Top 20] Will Ferrell Pick Up Lines that are Evergreen!

Will Ferrell (Alex Trebek): no Will Ferrell Saturday Night Live Jokes Darrell Hammond (Sean Connery): moo Will Ferrell (Alex Trebek): the sound a doggie makes Chris Kattan (Office Worker): is there a problem with it? I’m actually pretty...... [read more]