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50 Skater & Skateboard Pick-Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Skip The Skate For A Date?

Congratulations ! You’ve Just Won A Date With The DM Slide Skater Champion Of The Year !

If You Don’t You’ll Get Tail

I wish you were my skateboard..So I could grind you, flip you and ride you all day

If It’s Longboards, Something Along: Ride Me And You’ll Get The Best Quality Longboard Wood

I Bet You Can Hit A Half Pipe, But Are You Ready For The Full Pipe?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

[Top 50] Skater Skateboard Pick Up Lines

Because I Believe It Just Spilled Oil.

Are you a clock? Because you are ticking me off.

Don’t You Technically Grind Other Things With A Skateboard…?.

You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don’t Take

I Want A Sandwich With A Side Of Head.

What Do You Call A Professional Skateboarder Who Just Broke Up With His Girlfriend? Homeless.

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You?

How Would You Like Your Eggs In The Morning?

That Was Off The Top Of My Head. I’m Creative.

Do You Know Karate? Cause Your Body Is Kickin!

I want to make love to you like there are 24 hours in this day.

Is Your Dad A Terrorist? Cause You Are The Bomb!

I Have Skittles In My Mouth Wanna Taste The Rainbow.

If I Flip A Coin What Are The Odds Of Me Getting Head?

My Little Crescent With Cheese. You Like Mike And Ikes?

Heh. Noob! Bill Cosby Doesn’t Need A Cheesy Pickup Line To Get Girls.

Baby You Look Familiar, Think I Saw Yo Picture In The Dictionary Next To BAM!

Do You Have Cancer? Because That Has To Be A Wig (Hahahahha My Friend Stephen Made That One)

Ay yo Gurrr, im a good skateboarder… so you should come over sometime and ill teach you how to ride my wood.

Guy: Are you a skateboard?
Gal: Why?
Guy: Cause I can grind you all night. 😛

[Top 50] Skater Skateboard Pick Up Lines 2

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.