“I find the most erotic part of the woman is the BØØBies.” “and that little eyebrow raise they do whenever they talk to me… Oh yeah, me likey!”
Hey, baby! Whaddya say we go someplace quieter and disappoint each other?
“If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?”
“Honey, if I were a marshmallow, I’d be roasted being this close to you” idk
“If you’re looking to regret last night, you’ve come to the right place.”
I like my women like I like my enemies: naked and squirming underneath me. With large bosoms.
“I suffer from a life-threatening condition, what is it called again, kip?” sighs “…S#xlexia…”
“Once you Brannigan, you’ll never walk straight again. Bam.”
Kif! Stick your arm through my legs to look like my peπ!s!
“You have marvelous lips, but they would look much better on my floor.” Kif: sighs “Don’t you mean her dress sir? Brannigan:” Don’t be silly Kif, why would her lips look better on her dress?”
Baby you are as sensual as a card game, king me!
“I like my women how I like my toast, hot and covered with butter.”
I am reading all of these in his voice.
A good woman is like a Starship, Kip. You have to load her with minerals and then put her in drive and go full pelt to finish as fast as possible.
“Prepare your pants to be boarded.”
“Fry… put on this wig”
“I see you’re raising your hand to slap me. Why not slap my crotch inste–URK! Bad idea!”
“If I said you had a good body, would you take off your pants and dance around?”
“I must say, your breasts are looking very good today.”
Apart from being S#xy, what do you do for a living?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print
“That blouse looks good on you, but it would look great on the floor by my bed.”
“If I said you had a beautiful body could I use your A$$ as a hat?”
“I am a liar and an unoriginal prick who is using lines to try to get you to be interested in me. I know that a lot of other guys use lines on you too, but I have money.”
“Hi, I see you as a very generic individual who will respond to the same thing that I have said to 100 other girls, so… I have a lot of money and a nice car, the two most important things to women. Whaddya say? Wanna go home with me?”
“Here’s my personal book of pickup lines. Say as many of them as you can as fast as you can. Don’t stop for any reason.” – Zapp Brannigan
“If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?” – Kif Kroker, reading from Zapp Brannigan’s come-on lines
“I find the most erotic part of the woman is the BØØBies.” – same as above
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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