You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
You're finer than a frog hair split four ways.
You're hotter than a tin roof in August.
You're hotter than asphalt on a summer day.
You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.
Your daddy must be an outlaw, because you are such a bad girl.
Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle…
I hope you've good balance, cause you'll be ridin bareback all night.
Are you a cowgirl? Cause I can see you riding me.
I'd like to have a stable relationship with you.
I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
Ropes, spurs, leather gloves - Honey, even if I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!
How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
No need to be alarmed ma'am, that's not a pistol in my pocket.
I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you're one fine hoe.
The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
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I hope you've good balance, cause you'll be riding all night bareback.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
Got 8 seconds?
No need to be alarmed ma'am-That's not a pistol in my pocket.
Want to saddle up for a ride with me later?
Hey, girl, if you wear cowboy boots, will you ranch dressing?
You can ride me so hard. They'll have to take me out after and shoot me.
I bet your father was a good farmer because you one fine hoe.
Slap some bacon on these biscuits, and let's get going. We're burning daylight.
I'd run into a circle pit for an entire job for a cowboy set just to be with you.
That's right, Girl. I'd like to have a stable relationship with you.
Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me.
Cowboy pick up lines are the best. Use them in a western accent and see the magic.
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