Whether you're trying to break the ice with someone special, get a laugh out of your friends, or just collect the most gloriously cringe-worthy one-liners on the internet, you've landed in the right place. This category brings together hundreds of curated pick up line collections covering every topic imaginable — from math and science to pop culture and fandoms, from smooth and flirty to aggressively cheesy — so you can find the perfect opener for any person, any vibe, and any situation.
No two people are the same, and no two situations call for the same opener. That's why this category is organized to help you zero in on exactly what you need:
Whether you're hunting for something nerdy enough to impress a math geek, savage enough for a 4chan thread, or retro enough to quote an 80s song, there's a list here with your name on it.
The best pick up line isn't always the cleverest one — it's the one that fits the moment. A well-timed cheesy line can land better than a perfectly crafted compliment, and a funny self-aware opener often works better than anything trying too hard to be smooth. Think about what you know about the person: their hobbies, their humor, their favorite shows or genres. That's exactly why these collections are sorted by interest and theme rather than dumped in one giant list.
If you're talking to someone who loves anime, start there. If the person you're into is a numbers nerd, let the algebra lines do the heavy lifting. If you just want something absurd enough to make anyone laugh — including yourself — the cringe and savage sections have you covered. The goal is always the same: make a connection, get a smile, and give the other person a reason to keep talking to you.
Browse the collections below, find the category that fits your target audience, and go in with confidence — or at least with something funny enough to recover from.
I would climb you like a ladder. I’m a fireman; I’m an expert in what’s hot. In my line of work I’m required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me. You wanna stop drop and rull with me? Your...... [read more]
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven. Will you marry me? If love is a drug, I’m addicted to you. I love you, what’s your name? Were...... [read more]
I want to slam dunk your face with my face. I’m not drunk; you just intoxicate me. Did you slip some Fire-whiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter I’m wasted, but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be. Would you...... [read more]
Let’s Bang Hi I’m Klein! Be the tsun to my dere You’re kawaii as hell. Gun DAM, you are FINE girl! Ever been shukaku’d? (Gaara) I don’t mind fangirls. (Yugioh) Gaara – “Ever been shukaku’d?” Do they make you in hug pillow? You activated my...... [read more]
Get ready to battle for her heart? Do you have the Poke-balls to use these Pokemon lines to impress her. If you know your crush is obsessed with the Pokemon games or with the show, here are some pick-up lines that you can use on him too. If you’re playing... [read more]
Ide-delete na kita as Facebook friend. Ayoko kasi na friends lang tayo. Sana ako na lang si Barney. Para I love you, you love me. Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sa iyo lang iikot ang mundo ko...... [read more]
Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just in case things don’t work out with you tonight? Hi, my mom calls me sweetie but you can call me John. Do you have an inhaler? Her: Why/What? You: Well you took my breath...... [read more]
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