9/11 Crash Pick Up Lines To Make You Cry!
by Maria Line
I want to crash my plane into your field.
You make me feel like 9/11: I’m falling for you.
Loving you is like 9/11: You’ve hijacked my heart.
hey girl, were you in 9/11?
cause I’ll never forget you.
My South Tower won’t be falling tonight.
Your body is like 9/11: I want to crash into your twin towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes don’t fly around here. The are just plane wrong.
F#ck you my dad died on 9/11.
His last words where allahu akbar
My father died in 9/11.
He was the greatest pilot in all of Iraq
Baby, I’m like 9/11: just when you think it’s over, I’ll keep coming.
Being with me is like 9/11
It’s hot and you won’t even know what hit you.
Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing… New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!
I made these all for last years 9/11, while reasonably drunk.
Let’s see how fast I’ll crash and burn.
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