There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?
Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!
They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.
You know what they say about big horns, I have a large peπ!s because I’m a member of the Equus ferus.
What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i’m (your name)
Hi, I’m a birdwatcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is …..
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could “humpback” at my place.
Do you know what a Timber wolf is? No. That’s a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: “What is that?” you say: It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
I don’t mean to horn in on your conversation, but I got to hoof it soon, and was hoping you aren’t hoarse, because I want to munch on some hay.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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