[Top 75] Unicorn Pick Up Lines, Puns And Jokes!

[Top 75] Unicorn Pick Up Lines, Puns And Jokes! 1

 

I’m a lion: Meow
Polly wanna tap that
I’m h0rn¥. How ’bout it?
Nice horn. Want to Fu©k?
Hey baby, I give great head.
Or, if not that, there’s always
You be my uni, I’ll be your corn
B!t¢h I’ll take you over a rainbow…
Oh, I was staring at you? Buzzsted…
B!t¢h, I’m a unicorn. Suck my rainbow.
If you where a sheep I would clone you
Did I ever mention that I’m a Navy Seal?
Girl, if you were a camel, I’d hump you!
If you were a fishtank, I would tap that!
Hey girl, where have you fin all my life?
If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I like your pony-tail. Want some ponytail?!
Nice Camel….(look down then up)… Wanna hump?
Unicorn: Nothing is bigger than a black guy.
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Girl, if you were a chicken you’d be impeccable.
Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my c0©k.
Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.
I don’t know. My username has ‘unicorn’ in though…
My cat’s dead, can I play with your pu$$y instead?
If I was a squirrel I’d chuck my nuts in your hole!
I heard your into dinosaurs…well imma Lickalotofpu$$
I’m no rooster, but watch what this c0©k-a-do-to-you
Do you handle chickens because your good with c0©ks.
Does your pu$$y smell like fish because I like sushi
If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken
Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!
Unicorn: I want to have S#x with you and your boyfriend.
Take me to the loony bin, because you’re bacon me crazy.
I like Unicorns. You like Unicorns. Let’s get this started.
“hey, wh0®e! let me shove my headc0©k up your horse cuπt.”
Life’s a jungle let’s go to your place and Fu©k like animals!
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
My D!¢K is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.
I must have been a real good boy, because you’re a real treat.
Unicorn: What is bigger than a black guy and has magic powers
From a frog: Hey baby, it’s a future rose from a future prince.
It’s hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!
Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone
So I hear you like snakes…I have one its called a “trouser snake”
Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy
Hey girl i heard you like snakes so let my snake sliver all over you
Hey girl, are you a pure bred, because you just Russian Blue me away.
Girl your like a trophy bA$$ I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pu$$y needs.
Remember Finding Nemo, because in a minute you’ll be finding out I nemo ¶u$$y
Someone told me you like Owls, Well you’ll love the way Owl give you this D!¢K
Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!
I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
Baby, you’re like a championship bA$$. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising c0©ks!
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?
Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!
They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.
You know what they say about big horns, I have a large peπ!s because I’m a member of the Equus ferus.
What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i’m (your name)
Hi, I’m a birdwatcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is …..
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could “humpback” at my place.
Do you know what a Timber wolf is? No. That’s a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: “What is that?” you say: It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
I don’t mean to horn in on your conversation, but I got to hoof it soon, and was hoping you aren’t hoarse, because I want to munch on some hay.
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