[Top 30] Quagmire Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Giggity.

Giggity giggity.

Gigety Gigety Gigety

Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

You look like my next girlfriend

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Pardon me, are you a screamer or a moaner?

If I were you I’d do me.

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, my name is Chance. Do I have one?

Can I see your tan lines?

Well because Of Megan’s Law I think I should tell you

I’m a organ donor. Need anything?

You look like my next girlfriend.

I lost my phone number can I have yours?

I’m an organ donor, need anything?

If I were you, I’d do me.

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

Nice dress. Can I take you out of it?

Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille named tag.

Can you count? Then you better count on spending the night.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad ?

Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

I won’t preach to you, but I will be your Daddy

You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.

Your mind control is amazing, I came over as soon as you called.

I’d look good on you. Quagmire is the ultimate accessory.

Are your pants made of Windex? Cause, baby, I can see myself in them.

Did you know the word of the day is “legs”? Why don’t you and I go back to my place and spread the word?

You must be a Parking ticket cause you got Fine written all over you.

My feet are getting cold ’cause you knocked my socks off!

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Do you believe in love at first sight? If not I’ll walk by again.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Can I get some fries to go with that shake?

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out.

Can you count? Then you better count on spending the night.

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

Hey there little lady. Why don’t you turn around and show me the Lower East Side.

Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

Did you know the word of the day is “leg.” Why don’t we go back to my place and spread the word?

So, you ladies ever been penetrated?

I’d do everything to you.Girl: what?I’d do anything for you.

You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got fine written all over you.

If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

I’d look good on you. Quagmire is the ultimate accessory.

Excuse me, you dropped something – my jaw.

Giggity giggity giggity, let’s have S#x!

I won’t preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.

You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.

You must be a parking ticket because you got FINE written all over you.

(To lesbians) Have you ladies ever been penetrated? ohhh!

Your mind control is amazing. I came over as soon as you called.

Hey there sweetie, how old are you? 16. 18? You’re first.

Are your pants made of Windex? Cause baby, I can see myself in them.

Let’s let only latex stand between our love.

I hope you know CPR, cause you took my breath away.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

My feet are getting cold, cause you knocked my socks off.

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Hi, I make more money than you spend.

Were you arrested earlier? It’s illegal to be that good-looking.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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