Best Architecture Pick Up Lines To use on Architects!

by Maria Line

Hey, girl, I’m just perret-ing that one of these stairs leads to you.
Hey, girl, Your physical structures are out of this world.
Want to go home with me and do some CAD drawing.
Hey girl, Wanna grease my wood-chipper.
You’re like a cantilever girl. You left me hanging for more.
Hey, baby, you forgot that your protractor is in my backpack.
Give me a chance to get my scale ruler to measure all those S#xy curves.
Best Architecture Pick Up Lines To use on Architects!
Best Architecture Pick Up Lines To use on Architects!
How about we take this relationship from concept to development.
May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?
Best Architecture Pick Up Lines To Use On Architects! 2
Best Architecture Pick Up Lines To Use On Architects! 2
Hey girl, come to my town. We need a beautiful city movement.
Hello girl, would you say you are an architect? Since you just raised structure in my pants.
Care to see my rigid member?
Hey, how did you do that model?
Hey girl, let’s make like Frank Gehry and crumple some sheets.
I can rip your clothes like they ripped my sheets.
Hey, baby, you forgot that your protractor is in my backpack.
Hey, girl, I’m just perret-ing that one of these stairs leads to you.
Hey, girl, Your physical structures are out of this world.
Best Architecture Pick Up Lines To Use On Architects! 3
Best Architecture Pick Up Lines To Use On Architects! 3
Hey girl, Wanna grease my wood-chipper.
Want to go home with me and do some CAD drawing.
Care to see my rigid member?
How about we take this relationship from concept to development.
Give me a chance to get my scale ruler to measure all those S#xy curves.
May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?
Hey girl, come to my town. We need a beautiful city movement.
You’re like a cantilever girl. You left me hanging for more.
Hey girl, let’s make like Frank Gehry and crumple some sheets.
Hello girl, would you say you are an architect? Since you just raised structure in my pants.
I can rip your clothes like they ripped my sheets.
Hey, how did you do that model?
Hey, girl, I know Peter Eisenman says Architecture is autonomous, but I can’t imagine it without you.
Hey, baby, you shot an eero through my heart.
I’ll buckle your column.
I might not design a building like GNB, but I can sure conceptualize our time in bed.
Hey, girl, that reminds me how do we get from Bauhaus to your house.
B-spline my valentine?
Baby, your design elements are an A$$et to this community.
Better take off that green belt, because I want to sprawl all over you.
Can I plut into your city?
Can we try three? In the HOV I mean.
Can you help me subdivide my property?
Do you live 500 feet away from an elementary school? Because I like to establish some adult uses at your place.
Forget the seven lamps, let’s burn the midnight oil?
Has anybody ever told you you have the face of a Daniel Burnham and the body of a Fredrick Law Olmstead?
Hejduk girl, I can’t mask my love for you.
Hey girl, come to my town, we need a city beautiful movement.
Hey girl, gropius this.
Hey girl, I’m a heat island for you.
Hey girl, that reminds me, how do we get from bauhaus to your house.
Hey girl, we might be wrong, but it feels so Frank Lloyd Wright.
Hey girl, you shot an Eero through my heart.
Hey, if you don’t go out with me, I’ll see to it that your house is below BFE in a Flood Zone and have your home bulldozed.
I believe your house is in a 2 person per dwelling minimum. I can help you comply.
I don’t care if we are post-human as long as I don’t have to be post-you.
I gotta apply for a variance, because I want to get into your zone.
I know Peter Eisenman says that Architecture is autonomous, but I can’t imagine it without you.
Best Architecture Pick Up Lines To Use On Architects! 4
Best Architecture Pick Up Lines To Use On Architects! 4
I love you like Jane Jacobs loved front stoops.
I’m an urban planner. I design cities.
I’m just perret-ing that one of these stairs leads to you.
I’m lavin you in those jeans.
Is there raum in your plans for me? Because I want get loos with you.
Jane Jacobs might have her eyes on the street, but I keep mine only on you.
Just call me transit and ride me until you get off.
Let me I deleuze myself in your eyes.
Let me show you how less can be more.
Let’s build consensus for the master plan of our love.
Let’s get your form to follow my function.
Let’s make like Frank Gehry and crumple some sheets.
Let’s make this stroad a Lover’s Lane.
Let’s take this relationship from conecpt to construction.
Let’s go back to your place and make the Floor Area Ratio 1 to 1
My heart is a Shoupista… there’s always a spot for you.
My heart is zoned exclusively for you.
There is no off-ramp for my feelings for you.
There is nothing more critical than my need to be with you.
This bike lane is built for two.
What you say we go back to my place so I can mitigate your wetlands?
What’s love got to ledoux with it?
Will you be my prime consultatnt?
Would you like to be my next case study?
You are both beautiful and sublime.
You are my utopia.
You are special exception.
You are the starchitect of my life.
You can be the defined void, and I will be the isolated solid.
You can come to my house and read “The Green Bible” anytime.
You induce demand within my pants.
You must be a pedestrian… you have right of way to my heart.
Best Architecture Pick Up Lines To Use On Architects! 5
Best Architecture Pick Up Lines To Use On Architects! 5

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