Because, I want to drag you around like a toddler?
I hope you’re shooting blanks.… cause I’d bang you.
Not really, because the shooting part wasn’t the joke.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U on the D.
Bartender, bring this young lady a Toddler On The Rocks!
“You’re so hot you remind me of the zoo…..where you going?”
I think the bolded words are the $h!tty explanation this time.
Are you a gorilla exhibit? Because I want to drop a kid in you
Hey girl, are u a gorilla exhibit? Cuz I wanna drop a kid in u.
My name may not be Fred Flintstone but I’ll make your bed rock.
Hey girl, if you were Harambe I would want you to be my HaramBae
Look, Mom! I found a nice Catholic gorilla, like you always wanted!
A better answer would have been “because I’m scared to fall for you”
Where did I just see this? Maybe some $h!tty twitter account. Can’t remember
Are you a gorilla holding a baby? I’ll let you figure out why I’m inquiring…
Are you from Tennessee? Because when I look around, you’re the only 10 I see.
Sent this to my fiancee: I’ll call you Harambe as I blast like it’s haram, bae.
The author wants to shoot his load into the girl, as if she were a gorilla exhibit.
Same thing they said but “Are you a Gorilla Pen? Cause I wanna drop a kid in you.” ??
Is there a sub for more of these pick – up line jokes? Or do you guys know any other good ones?
I thought this was going to end with “I want to give you a child and then shoot you” and Idk why
I really wanna text a bunch of these to my boyfriend throughout the day because it’s funny to me.
No, it was inaccurate because it is a $h!tty joke explain bot, and it actually explained the joke correctly.
How would you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized? Those clothes are becoming on you…but then again, if I was on you, I’d becoming too.
Going downtown with some friends tonight. We think it might be great to try and pick up girls using Harambe pick up lines. Any good ones you guys got?
I need you to go the nearest zoo and shoot a gorilla. It’s screams will allow me to triangulate my position and therefore A$$ist you in finding your mother and me.
That wasn’t $h!tty enough. I get that you were saying “like ej@culat!ng into a gorilla exhibit” but it was halfway there. Perhaps if you said “…shoot his load into the girl, like he would shoot his load into a gorilla exhibit.”
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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