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[Top 30] Surfing Pick Up Lines to Impress a Surfer!

[Top 30] Surfing Pick Up Lines to Impress a Surfer! 1

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Surfboards last longer.
Surfboards curves never sag.
Surfboards don’t get pregnant.
Surfboards don’t have in-laws.
Surfboards don’t care if you are out late.
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You can ride a Surfboards any time of the month.
Q: How do people surfing say HI to each other?
A: They Wave!  { Best
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Q: How do surfers clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!
You don’t have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.
Surfboards don’t care about how many other surfboards you have.
Q: What detergent do surfers use to wash their wet suit?
A: Tide!
You can’t get diseases from a surfboard you don’t know very well.
Q: Why did the surfer cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide!
You can ride a surfboard as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
The best day at work will never be as good as your worst day surfing.
Surfboards don’t care about how many other surfboards you have ridden.
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Q: What is the most popular sport following a Tsunami?
A: Body Surfing!
Q: Why does a blonde throw water on her keyboard?
A: To surf the internet
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try taking off on the wrong wave.
Q: What do you call a surfer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Surfboards don’t mind if you look at other surfboards, or if you buy surfboard magazines.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about learning to surf?
A: Telling your parents that your gay!
If you say bad things to your surfboard, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.
Q: What do you call a Samoan surfing the outside break at Pipeline on a five-foot day?
A: Tufa Out.
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Give a man a surfboard, and you’ve distracted him for a day. Teach a man to surf, and you can’t get him to work
Q: Why is surfing like S#x?
A: When it’s good, it’s really, really good. And when it’s bad…..it’s still pretty good.
Q: Why did the shortboarder cross the road?
A: Because all the other carbon-copied, brand-wearing, sticker-flashing unimaginative shortboarders did.
Q: Why are surfer’s generally more cheerful and relaxed then most others?
A: They are the only grownups who get to pee in their cloths on a regular basis.
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