[Top 40] Good,Bad and Terrible Lacrosse Pick Up Lines

[Top 40] Good,Bad and Terrible Lacrosse Pick Up Lines 1
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[Top 40] Good,Bad and Terrible Lacrosse Pick Up Lines 3
Hey baby, Do you love to play lacrosse because you can have my stick.
Hey, girl, I’ll let you cradle my balls.
Hey, baby, I don’t know what to do with my hands.
Hey, baby, What’s your favorite position.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.
Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.
I don’t call yellow cards for getting too physical.
Let’s play a game without refs. We can get as dirty as we want.
Can I put my lacrosse stick in your goal?
Hey, lax bro, I’m your lax hoe.
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Your stick skills are amazing. I bet you know all the tricks.
Baby win me over like you win the face off.
Just call me your personal laxS#xute.
Thank goodness, there’s a penalty box because you’ve been a bad boy.
You’ve got a nice head.
I’ve got a huge bucket of balls baby.
Hey girl, What type of shaft do you love? Aluminum, S#xanium, Composite, Scandium or Wood.
The only checking you should be doing is me out cause you Lacrosse my mind every day.
So you’ve seen the movie crooked arrow? You can see my crooked arrow for free.
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Hey, baby, I wanna let you know, I took a shot to the leg today and only cried for two hours after practice.
You’ve been running lacrosse my mind all day.
Can I put my lacrosse stick in your goal?
Thank goodness, there’s a penalty box because you’ve been a bad boy.
You’ve got a nice head.
Hey girl, I’ll let you cradle my balls.
Do you like to play lacrosse? Because you can have my stick.
So, what’s your favorite position?
I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.
How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages? By Air Mail.
id you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.
What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
Why do girls like lacrosse players? Because they carry long poles.
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What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball? Catch ya later.
What kind of car does a lacrosse player drive? A Dodge.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the girls lacrosse team? Because she kept running away from the ball.
What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line against Notre Dame? They score.
What do lacrosse players drink? PenalTea!
Which animal is the best at lacrosse? A score-pion.
What do you call an goth kid playing lacrosse? The cutter.
How did the goth kid become the lacrosse captain? He cut his way to the top.
Why do lacrosse players make bad decisions? Because they think with their poles.
Why is the lacrosse field hot after the game? Because all the fans have left.
Why can’t you play lacrosse in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What do a dentist and a lacrosse coach have in common? They both use drills!
What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse? A pocket protector.
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Why did the company hire a lacrosse player? They needed help cutting corners.
What happens when a lacrosse player goes blind? They become a referee.
What do you call a baller playing lacrosse? Pick “n” Roll.
How do lacrosse players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
Why are lacrosse players never on time? Because they’re always cutting it close.
Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game? So she could tie the score
What do you call a lacrosse player with a sharp stick? Cutting edge.
What do you get if you see a lacrosse player buried up to his neck in sand? More sand
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