On The Phone She/He says: “Hold on” What’s on the menu? Me-n-U You’re my favorite weakness. Where do you hide your wings? You should be someone’s wife. Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam! How was heaven when you left it? You’re so cute it’s distracting!...... [read more]

Are you an engineer, baby? WE MAKE ENTIRE TEAM OF BABIES “Achievement item; they’re not tradeable” How ’bout you stop using W+M1 and blow me. How bout we push this cart back to my place. You’re like an unusual, everybody wants you. You must be...... [read more]

Who invented the mobile phone? [expand S#xle=”Find Answer”]Martin Cooper.[/expand] Who invented X-rays? [expand S#xle=”Find Answer”]Wilhelm Roentgen in 1895.[/expand] Who invented ceiling fans? [expand S#xle=”Find Answer”]Philip Diehl in 1882.[/expand] Wh... [read more]

Fancy a f#ck? Let’s just f#ck. I’m hard. You wet? Show me your pu$$y! Wow! Are those real? Wanna Job? It Blows! Do you C^m here, often? Nice shoes, wanna f#ck? Wanna see my third leg? Nice legs, lets eat out. Wanna f#ck like bunnies?...... [read more]

“Oh, look at this one! Ain’t she a beauty?” I’m gonna poke it with a stick! Roses are red, Violets are blue. I’ve got a nasty plan for you. “Are you a termite? Cause’ you are about to have a mouth full of wood” All...... [read more]

Your pace or mine? You had me at Brooks. So do you run here often? I’d like to see your “Body Glide.” On a scale of 1 -10 you are a 26.2! Excuse me Do these shorts make me look fast? You run faster...... [read more]

Which star is at the center of our Solar System? [expand S#xle=”Find Answer”]Sun.[/expand] What is the diameter of Sun? [expand S#xle=”Find Answer”]1,392,684 km (865,374 mi).[/expand] What percent of the solar system’s mA$$ does Sun holds? [expand S#xle=”... [read more]

Girl, I’d like to see you in 3D. I can’t stop sinking a boat you. We should go practice never letting go. Near, far, wherever you are—as long as it’s in the same zip code. You would have survived the S#xanic sinking, you’re my better...... [read more]

Q: What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? A: Corduroy.and Velcro. Q. Why is all of Helen Keller’s face burnt? A. She was bobbing for french fries. Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A: She answer the iron. Q: How did...... [read more]

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?A: A blueberry. A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is. Q: What resembles half a strawberry?A: The other half. Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?A: Straw-berries! How many grams of protein are in...... [read more]