Top 30+ Helen Keller Jokes and One Liners.

by Annie Rosy

Q: What is Helen Keller’s favorite color?
A: Corduroy.and Velcro.
Q. Why is all of Helen Keller’s face burnt?
A. She was bobbing for french fries.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
A: She answer the iron.
Q: How did she burn the other side of her face?
A: They called back.
Q: Why was Helen Keller’s leg wet?
A: Her dog was blind too.
Top 30+ Helen Keller Jokes And One Liners. 2
Top 30+ Helen Keller Jokes And One Liners. 2
Top 30+ Helen Keller Jokes and One Liners.
Top 30+ Helen Keller Jokes and One Liners.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masterbait with one hand?
A. she needs the other to moan with.
Q: How did she burn her fingers?A. Reading the waffle iron
Q: Define true love.
A: Hellen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard?
A: Neither did she.
Top 30+ Helen Keller Jokes And One Liners. 3
Top 30+ Helen Keller Jokes And One Liners. 3
Q: How did Helen Keller drive her car?
A: One hand on the wheel; The other on the road.
Q: How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
A: On a blind date!
Q: How come she didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff?
A. She was wearing mittens
Q: Why does she wear skin tight pants?
A. So you can read her lips
Q: Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide?
A. You would too if your name was ‘Urghrrghrghr’
Q: Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll?
A. Wind it up and it walks into walls.
Q: What’s this (slowly waving fingers)?
A. Helen Keller moaning
Q: Who is the cruelest man in the world?
A: The guy who raped Helen Keller, then cut off her hands so she couldn’t scream for help.
Q: How come Helen Keller can’t have kids??
A: Because she’s DEAD!
Q: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Q: How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?
A: Answering the stapler.
Q: How did Helen Keller’s teachers punish her for talking in clA$$?
A: They made her wear mittens.
Q: Why didn’t Helen Keller change her baby’s diaper?
A: So she could always find him.
Q: Why did Helen Keller have yellow fingers?
A: from whispering sweet-nothings in her boyfriends ear
Q: How did Helen Keller pick her eyes out?
A: She shouted histerically.
Q: How did Helen Keller wear out her hands?
A:She fell down a well and was yelling for help.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
A:Trying to read the waffle iron.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
A:She tried to answer the iron.
Q: How’d she burn her other ear?
A:The guy called back.
Q: Why did Helen Keller need two hands to masterbait?
A:One to do it, one to moan.
Q: What did she do when she fell down the well?
A. She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive a car?
A: She’s a woman.and She’s dead.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her arm in the car?
A: Trying to read stop signs.
Q: How did HK get poke marks on her face?
A: Learning to eat with a fork.
Q: What’s the name of Helen Keller’s favorite book?A: “Around the block in 80 Days”

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About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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