Q: What is Helen Keller’s favorite color?
A: Corduroy.and Velcro.
Q. Why is all of Helen Keller’s face burnt?
A. She was bobbing for french fries.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
A: She answer the iron.
Q: How did she burn the other side of her face?
A: They called back.
Q: Why was Helen Keller’s leg wet?
A: Her dog was blind too.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masterbait with one hand?
A. she needs the other to moan with.
Q: How did she burn her fingers?A. Reading the waffle iron
Q: Define true love.
A: Hellen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard?
A: Neither did she.
Q: How did Helen Keller drive her car?
A: One hand on the wheel; The other on the road.
Q: How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
A: On a blind date!
Q: How come she didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff?
A. She was wearing mittens
Q: Why does she wear skin tight pants?
A. So you can read her lips
Q: Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide?
A. You would too if your name was ‘Urghrrghrghr’
Q: Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll?
A. Wind it up and it walks into walls.
Q: What’s this (slowly waving fingers)?
A. Helen Keller moaning
Q: Who is the cruelest man in the world?
A: The guy who raped Helen Keller, then cut off her hands so she couldn’t scream for help.
Q: How come Helen Keller can’t have kids??
A: Because she’s DEAD!
Q: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Q: How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?
A: Answering the stapler.
Q: How did Helen Keller’s teachers punish her for talking in clA$$?
A: They made her wear mittens.
Q: Why didn’t Helen Keller change her baby’s diaper?
A: So she could always find him.
Q: Why did Helen Keller have yellow fingers?
A: from whispering sweet-nothings in her boyfriends ear
Q: How did Helen Keller pick her eyes out?
A: She shouted histerically.
Q: How did Helen Keller wear out her hands?
A:She fell down a well and was yelling for help.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
A:Trying to read the waffle iron.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
A:She tried to answer the iron.
Q: How’d she burn her other ear?
A:The guy called back.
Q: Why did Helen Keller need two hands to masterbait?
A:One to do it, one to moan.
Q: What did she do when she fell down the well?
A. She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive a car?
A: She’s a woman.and She’s dead.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her arm in the car?
A: Trying to read stop signs.
Q: How did HK get poke marks on her face?
A: Learning to eat with a fork.
Q: What’s the name of Helen Keller’s favorite book?A: “Around the block in 80 Days”
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