[Top 50] Zoo, Zookeeper Pick Up Lines – Use These at the Zoo!

by Annie Rosy

“Oh, look at this one! Ain’t she a beauty?”
I’m gonna poke it with a stick!
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I’ve got a nasty plan for you.
“Are you a termite? Cause’ you are about to have a mouth full of wood”
All while humping the air at a decent pace.
Baby you should be put on the endangered species list because you are one of a kind.
Should sh a rhino cause you’re looking h0rn¥.
“You’re really really ridiculously good looking.”
“Oh, Zookeeper!”
[Top 50] Zoo, Zookeeper Pick Up Lines – Use These at the Zoo!
[Top 50] Zoo, Zookeeper Pick Up Lines – Use These at the Zoo!
I can read good and do other stuff good too!
What is this, a post chain for ants?
“I helped inseminate 2 hippos earlier today. You play your cards right, I might just go for a hat trick.”
“Hey girl, are you a beaver? Cause dam.”
Do you enjoy the scent of feces as much as I do?
“Are you giraffe $h!t? Because I’ve been waiting to pick you up all day.”
“You should see the snake I have in my pants”
“Hey, come back to my place. There’s a petting zoo on my bed!”
“Out of all the cows here, I picked you ;)”
I been thinking ’bout you owl night long
“Girl, you make my snake rattle”
Would you like to tame my beast?
“My anaconda does want some”
Hey babe, are you a snow leopard? Because I’d like to throw you in a cage and slip you meat through a small window. 😉
“You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do over in the pen full of camels”
“And if you look in my pants, you can see a trouser snake in it’s natural habitat…”
“Hi there… I work with bonobo’s… want to see how they say Hi?”
“Is this the polar bear enclosure? Because I’m getting cold feet.”
“You look like the weakest member of the herd, so my friends and I would like to team up and take you from different angles.”
If I were a monkey… I’d throw $h!t at you
“See that panda over there? I impregnated her myself…”
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got rats, hun!
All the horses brag about being hung like me.
Don’t make me come into that cage
“You messed with a bull. Here come the horns!”
“You drive me bananas”
“I’m a S#xual tiger,and I feed on v@g!n@ (Roar)”
I’ve been studying, and I’m a real animal in bed now.
“I don’t know about Nicki Minaj or Sir Mixalot, but my anaconda wants your buns”
“Hey… Are you hungry? Cause I got a big banana in my pocket just for you.”
“Hey! Wanna see my gorilla?”
Are you a crocodile? Because I want to roll around for a while with you
Girl I have a 8 inch python.
Now let me tell you about the animals I have.
“Cheetahs may run fast but I C^m faster”

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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