[Top 20] Strawberry,Blueberry,Fruit Pick Up Lines!

by Maria Line

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry.
A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is.
Q: What resembles half a strawberry?
A: The other half.
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
[Top 20] Strawberry,Blueberry,Fruit Pick Up Lines! 1
[Top 20] Strawberry,Blueberry,Fruit Pick Up Lines! 1
How many grams of protein are in a strawberry pi?
A: 3.14159265
What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?
A:jam session.
What do you call a strawberry that uses foul language?
A:Berry Rude.
[Top 20] Strawberry,Blueberry,Fruit Pick Up Lines!
[Top 20] Strawberry,Blueberry,Fruit Pick Up Lines!
Q: Why were the little strawberries upset?
A: Because their parents were in a jam!
Q: What’s the difference between a strawberry and a SI#t?
A: The Strawberry isn’t as messy when you eat it!
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
A: If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
Patient: Doctor, there is a strawberry growing out of my head. Doctor: Oh, that’s easy. Just put some cream on it!
The stockboy replies “Sorry ma’am, we are out of strawberries, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning”
The lady getting frustrated spells it correct. Now the employee finally asks “now spell, Fuc, as in strawberries. “
“Spell cat for me, as in catastrophe ” she says Ok, “C A T”. “Very good!” the stockboy says, “now spell dog, as in dogmatic. “
Q: What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
A: The worlds best Sundae!
The stockboy confused about her mental state simply tells her “Sorry ma’am, we are out of strawberries, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning”
The lady looks around some more then goes back to the same stockboy and asks “Where the hell do you keep the strawberries, I need some strawberries right now!”
The stockboy, getting frustrated with his inability to explain the situation, tells the lady “Answers a couple of questions and I will get you your strawberries from the back.”

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