On The Phone
She/He says: “Hold on”
What’s on the menu? Me-n-U
You’re my favorite weakness.
Where do you hide your wings?
You should be someone’s wife.
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
How was heaven when you left it?
You’re so cute it’s distracting!
You’re hotter than donut grease.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
You are the reason men fall in love.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
When God made you, he was showing off.
Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Can I hit you in the face… with my lips?
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
If you were a steak you would be well done.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Is your name Mickey? Because you’re so FINE!
You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-C^mber.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!
I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
Put down that cupake… you’re sweet enough already.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Apart from being S#xy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
Your body is a wonderland, and I’d like to be Alice.
If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Girl, you’re like Mastercard – absolutely priceless.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Let’s make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re “mmmm… good!”
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
Do you work at D!¢K’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you?.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
I’m not staring at your BØØBs. I’m staring at your heart.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot ‘n Ready.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Damn, if being S#xy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.
Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
I could lay next to you forever… or until we decide to go eat.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
You’re not a vegetarian, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You Say: “Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your A$$ is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely tuned body!
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet A$$.
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the $h!t!
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents… do you want to be my dime?
You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
I know where they give out free drinks… it’s a place called “My House”!
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
You better call Life Alert, ’cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
I’m learning about important dates in history clA$$. Wanna be one of them?
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
If we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
You look like a cool glA$$ of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a clA$$ together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
You must be a very important textbook pA$$age, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you pA$$ed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.
Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?