Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot. Just like the Slytherin common room, how ’bout my snake in your dungeons? What do you say we disapparate out of here. How do I get into your Department of Mysteries? If I were...... [read more]

Have you ever tried the Australian kiss? It’s like the French kiss except it’s Down Under. Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform? How much do you cost? Ok, I’m going to win you over! You must be from Ireland because when I look at...... [read more]

That’s not the reason why they call me Little-finger. I’d give up four and twenty of my wenches to be with you. Have you taken a lifelong vow of celibacy or are you just playing hard to get? Are your clothes a slave because I’d...... [read more]

Are you an angel because I haven’t blinked since I first saw your face. You know what they say about Time Lords with long scarves. Come back to my place, and you can call me The Master. If you want to impress Doctor who fans,...... [read more]

Hey baby, if you were my design process you’d be the only possible outcome of my divergent thinking. If the chasm called love, would you fall in it with me? Hey girl, Would you like to share a muffin with me? Baby, My knife throwing...... [read more]

Hang in there, baby! I gotcha! I got a plan. You’re not going to like it. Deadpool Pick Up I’d totally bang Bea Arthur too. Hey Rouge, you into some DP action? Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music...... [read more]

Yeah, I’m a werewolf. The wolf is inside me all the time. It has its benefits. I know you like me. I’ve seen you looking at my breasts. Who do you kill for fun around here? Are you ready to get down, you funky party...... [read more]

Use these Breaking Bad pick up lines on someone who’s a fan of Breaking Bad movie series. Chem students do it on the table periodically. I’m attracted to you so strongly; scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. Baby, every time I see...... [read more]

Hey, baby wanna get pound with my hammer. ~ Thor All my muscles got bigger when they made me a super soldier. ~ Captain America The longest arrow I’ve is not my quiver. ~ Hawkeye Hey, baby, that’s not my staff poking your back. ~...... [read more]

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. (Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) Let’s get you...... [read more]