[Top 50] Harry Potter Pick Up Lines – To Use On Your Date!

by Annie Rosy

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

Just like the Slytherin common room, how ’bout my snake in your dungeons?

What do you say we disapparate out of here.

How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?

If I were going to produce a patronus, you’d be my happy thought.

I don’t have to utilize Serpensortia to create my snake.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it’s because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

[Top 50] Harry Potter Pick Up Lines – To Use On Your Date!

I more likely than not had some Felix Felicis, because I believe I’m going to get fortunate.

Do you talk Parseltongue since you’re making my snake rise?

You know, Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus.

The sorting hat says you should be in my house…wait …whats that…it also says you should be in my bed.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good…

I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby… I’m a keeper!

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

I need you to shout out expecto patronus before you bust on my chest!

I should be under the Imperius curse since I’d love to do anything for you.

Would you like a butterbeer? It’s a port key. Before you realize it, we’ll be back at my place.

You know…I have been mistaken for a centaur before. (similar to a previous line, and a bit

After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a time turner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.

Are you aware of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I know something else with the same definite estimations.

It is safe to say that you are utilizing the Confundus charm or would you say you are just naturally mind blowing?

I’m not an Animagus but rather now and then I can be a real animal.

Did you just cast a spell on me baby? ‘cuz I’m feeling an engorgio charm coming on.

I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

My name may not be Luna, but rather I beyond any doubt know how to Lovegood!

Why don’t you come tame my dragon?

Is it true that you are a golden snitch since I’ve been looking for something like you, my entire life?

You must not be a muggle, because you cast a spell on me.

So you’re a terrible boy. Then why aren’t you in Slytherin?

Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.

You don’t have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on.

If I somehow happened to see into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see both of us together.

Do you like Harry Potter since I a-Dumbledore you!

Because you just took my breath away.

Have you been utilizing the Petrificus Totalus spell because you’ve made me hardened?

Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my ‘swish and flick.’

If you were a basilisk, I wouldnt mind dying just to look into your eyes.

Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.

You should not be a Muggle since you do magic on me.

Did you cast Impervio on me? Cause when I’m near you I can’t control my body.

Yeah, I’ve got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste?

Did you utilize Relashio because there are flashes between us?

Like my Quidditch mentor said, I’m a keeper.

Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.

What’s the pA$$word to your portrait?

Is that a wand in your pocket or would you say you are naturally eager to see me?

I don’t have any muggle cash. However, I do have a sickle and two knuts.

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

You might be a *insert quidditch position here* but I think you’re a keeper. (Take your pick.)

Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.

Oh, no everything’s cool. I got the Fiendfyre treatment, no more crabbes.

If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

My heart’s splinched without you.

You know, when I said, “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!

I’m like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right i’ll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch’s line)

Are you a snitch because you’re by far the greatest catch here.

You know, the Sorting Hat set me in Gryffindor. I believe this is because, like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have a noteworthy sword.

Did you say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.

Ooh, girl, you taste so great. Bertie Bott is naming a bean after you.

I needn’t bother with the mirror of Erised to realize that you’re all that I fancy.

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my beverage, or would you say you are simply getting more sultry?

I don’t have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?

Are you a bogart? ‘Cause I have a fear of hot girls.

I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you need, and I needn’t bother with any clothes.

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

If you were a quaffle and I was a chaser during a quidditch match, I’d score with you.

I don’t need the mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire. (similar to a previous line, but better I think.)

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.

Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?

So your the Head Girl of your house, huh? hmm…..

How ’bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

Are you speaking parseltongue? ‘Cause you’re talking to my snake.

Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

I know you’re taken, but if I had a time-turner, you’d be mine. (How ’bout that one, huh?)

I know my name’s not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean.

You know, when I said, “Accio cutie,” I didn’t anticipate that it will work!

You won’t need wengardium leviosa to make my wand shrewd.

You must be magical because I’ve fallen under your spell.

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss.

Your name must be Severus Severus ’cause you make my prince full blood.

I would make my wand a Zonkos toy however it’s not a joke.

Would you like a butterbeer? It’s a portkey. Next thing you know we’ll be back at my place.

Want to go to the Hog’s Head, if you know what I mean?

The names Tom Riddle, want to fiddle?

Did you only say “Expecto Patronum” since there is something white and brilliant ejecting from your wand?

Did you slip some firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

I know you want me to manage your mischief!

Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.

I need to handle your mandrake.

Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.

I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

You don’t have to worry about me, I’ve been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

I’ve been beating my willow pondering you.

Go ahead; we should do it Hippogriff style!

You don’t need defense against my dark arts.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.

Did you use Relashio? ‘Cause there’s sparks between us.

I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I’m about to get lucky.

Let’s check whether your sword will fit into my sorting cap.

our smile’s like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don’t need magic to enlarge this!

You’re similar to a bottle of Skele-Gro: developing me a bone.

We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s clA$$, but rather regardless you are charming.

They say I’m like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.

Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake.

I’m goblin. Let me stroke your vault.

You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?

Without you I have an inclination that I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking my spirit endlessly.

If you were a Dementor, I’d turn into a criminal just to get your kiss.

I want to stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets and discharge the prisoner of Azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.

Hi there Draco, I love your bed. Could I Slytherin?

You don’t even need to say “Lumos Maxima” to turn me on!

Yeah girls call me “Aguamenti.” Everytime they hear my name, they get wet.

We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s clA$$, but you still are charming.

On the off chance that you bow down to my hippogriff possibly it will give you a chance to pet it.

I’m not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

I need Occlumency because I can’t stop thinking about you.

Why dont i make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

Wanna play with my Sorcerer’s Stones?

What flavor are your Bertie Bott’s? (???????????????)

Do you want my Elder Wand, because you’re looking Deathly Hollow…

I don’t know a thing about Merlin’s pants, but I’d love to get into yours!

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

You’re like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? ‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.

I wish we had the philosopher’s/alchemist’s stone so that we could be as one eternity.

My name isn’t Neville, but i do have a longbottom. (I just thought this one was ridiculous which made it funny.)

Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.

If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?

(for the females) Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Would you like to make a beeline for the Shrieking Shack? We could do some Shrieking we could call our own.

Do you think you could take on a mountain troll in the bathroom like Hermione did? Would you be ready in five minutes?

Is your name “Avada Kedvra”? ‘Cause you’ve got a killer bod.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

It’s a portkey…. once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain’t never been before.

Need to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well, not by any stretch of the imagination “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

I must need Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

I want to cook a potion in your leakey cauldren.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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