Hang in there, baby! I gotcha! I got a plan. You’re not going to like it.
Deadpool Pick Up I’d totally bang Bea Arthur too.
Hey Rouge, you into some DP action?
Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
Hey girl, You may be wondering, “Why the red suit?” Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.
If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left leg is Christmas, would I be able to visit you between the holidays?
Ahhhh Baby, Do you know I’m touching myself tonight.
Hey girl, Do you know I’m totally indestructible and completely unFu©kable.
I’ll polish your ‘M80’ while you watch The Golden Girls.
So, if I flip a coin, what’s the chances I could get a tail?
I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is your best girl, the time has come to be a Fu©king superhero.
*flicks your chin* You never change do you, darling?
Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream.