I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
(Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) … Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.
Let’s hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.
Do you work at the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
I wish you were a door so that I could bang you all day long.
My name is Austin. Remember that; you’ll be screaming it later.
Allow myself to introduce. Myself.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.
Name? Austin Danger Powers. S#x? Yes, please!
Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug so that I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
I won’t bite… hard.
Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.
Au contraire baby, you can’t resist me.
I’ve been frozen for 30 years. I have to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
What say, you, we go out on the town and swing, baby? Yeah!
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants baby?
Let’s hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.
Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you h0rn¥, baby?
Welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen!
You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
Got an issue? Here’s a tissue.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
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Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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