Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jam. What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe? A Turtle-Neck. Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?A: A twelve-foot toothbrush. Q: What did...
Puns
[Top 50] Zoo Animal Puns That Are Damn Funny
Pig puns are so boaring. I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in? I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him? By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same. These giant squid jokes are...
[Top 50] Yoga Puns That Are Awfully Stretchy
My yoga pants have never been to yoga. My favourite yoga position is sleeping. I remember when yoga was called Twister. What does a dyslexic cow say? Ommmmm. Where do fish go to do yoga? The river bend. What did the yogi say to his...
[Top 50] Wine Puns & Jokes for Wine Lovers
She only made Gin, but he loved her still. What’s the cure for marriage? Alcoholism. If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. I’m in a commited relationship with Jim Beam. My favourite movie? It’s ‘The Rums...