I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
I’m not drunk; you just intoxicate me.
Did you slip some Fire-whiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter
I’m wasted, but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.
Would you like to have a drink and have S#x with me? No? Shouldn’t something be said about only S#x?
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good
Am I drunk or are you that beautiful?
I’m already drunk, what’s next?
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
I’m like a snowstorm in Missouri. I’ll give you 10 inches, and you’ll be stuck inside all week.
I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!
You’re not drunk until you make out with me.
Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.
I’m fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we’re drunk.
Hey girl, Are you a frozen margarita? Since you simply made my brain stop working.
Excuse me. I am not sure if you’re aware, but I’m extremely attractive
Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober