Best Fire Fighter Pick Up Lines To Get the Man OUT of Uniform
by Annie Rosy
I would climb you like a ladder.
I'm a fireman; I'm an expert in what's hot.
In my line of work I'm required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me.
You wanna stop drop and rull with me?
Your hosebed or mine?
I'm a firefighter.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
Firemen have the longest hoses
Did u know that firefighters are professional hose handlers?
You're hotter than a 5 alarm fire.
Want to see my tool?
Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole?
I'm a firefighter… I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.
You can climb me like a ladder.
Don't prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
Hey girl! It's my job to go in when it's extremely Hot and I never pull out until it's dripping wet.
I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
If you play with fire, you'll end up burnt. If you play with a firefighter you'll end up wet!
Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o'clock news.
Play with fire and you end up burnt BUT play with a firefighter and you end up wet.
The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
You can call me "The Fireman"….mainly because I turn the hoes on.
I'm going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Firefighters are always in heat.
Your so hot, a firefighter couldn't put you out.
As a fireman, I'm an expert in what's hot.
They call me "The Fireman"… mainly because I turn the hoes on.
Nice hose, does it pump?
It's my job to go in when it's extremely Hot and I never pull out until it's dripping wet!
Care to see the hosebed?
I don't have a very long hose, but i got one hell of a pumper.
Care to hit my hydrant?
I'm on fire - you wanna stop, drop and roll with me?
Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? Together, we can practice "stop, drop and roll".
Hey Girl! You know firefighter have huge hoses.
First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?
I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you.
Wanna go for a ride along? Then later I can show you the truck.
The hotter you get, the faster we come!
The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?
The first rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing. Can I go ahead and start now??
Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.
It's long, hard and Pumps like a bast@rd, but that's just the Truck
I'm on fire, put me out!
Your so hot, a firefighter couldn't put you out.
You handle that hose well, how about the other one?
Trust me I'm a fire fighter
I could make you scream louder than the siren.
Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole.
Wanna slide down my pole?
I wanna hear you scream like the siren.
Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.
Bet we could fit two in those bunkers.
Want to see my hose lay?
Nice hose, does it pump?
You're hotter than a 4 alarm fire.
I could make you scream louder than the fire siren.
Ever been in a firefighter before?
I'm a woman firefighter but I forgot my hose. Can I use yours?
You know, firefighters have the longest hoses!
Can I hit your hydrant?
I don't have a very long hose, but I've got one hell of a pumper!
These fire fighter pick up lines could be used in a variety of ways. You can have them printed on custom gifts, such as a firefighter-themed t-shirt or a mug with a funny pick-up line. Having them printed on custom firefighter challenge coins would be a creative idea. You can have the pick up line which also a fire safety tip "stop, drop, and roll" printed on the coins. It will be a cute gift but also a safety reminder people can keep in their pocket at all times. If you are interested in getting one, customize now at GS-JJ.com.
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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