[Top 80] Wizard Pick Up Lines to Amaze you !

by Annie Rosy

Be my horcrux and complete me?
My heart’s splinched without you.
Why don’t you come tame my dragon?
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
I’d let you handle my wand any day!
Can I just Slytherin to bed with you?
I’m goblin. Let me stroke your vault.
[Top 80] Wizard Pick Up Lines to Amaze you !
[Top 80] Wizard Pick Up Lines to Amaze you !
Come on, let’s do it Hippogriff style!
Come here, I’ll show you a REAL Patronus.
What do you say we disapparate out of here.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
I know you want me to manage your mischief!
You don’t need defense against my dark arts.
So I hear you are the Head Girl of your house…
I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby… I’m a keeper!
How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
You know, Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus.
Not even nox would take the light from your eyes.
Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?
You don’t have to say “Lumos Maxima” to turn me on.
Are you a bogart? ‘Cause I have a fear of hot girls.
Your smile’s like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.
Engorgio! Oh wait I don’t need magic to enlarge this!
I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
I’m not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.
Did you use Relashio? ‘Cause there’s sparks between us.
Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.
Why don’t I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?
You must not be a Muggle, because you cast a spell on me.
Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.
One night with me and they’ll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
Is your name “Avada Kedavra”? ‘Cause you’ve got a killer bod.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
I know you’re taken, but if I had a time-turner, you’d be mine.
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my ‘swish and flick.’
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Did you say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.
If I had a deluminator, the light in my heart would lead me to you!
They say I’m like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.
If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss.
I must need Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.
Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.
I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?
The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?
Just like the Slytherin common room, how ’bout my snake in your dungeons?
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
I don’t know a thing about Merlin’s pants, but I’d love to get into yours!
I don’t need the mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire.
If you were a basilisk, I wouldn’t mind dying just to look into your eyes.
I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I’m about to get lucky.
Yeah girls call me “Aguamenti.” Every time they hear my name, they get wet.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.
I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.
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Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Did you just cast a spell on me baby? ‘Cause I’m feeling an engorgio charm coming on.
Are you a golden snitch? Because I’ve been seeking for something like you my whole life.
You don’t have to worry about me, I’ve been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.
Would you like a butterbeer? It’s a portkey. Next thing you know we’ll be back at my place.
If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.
The sorting hat says you should be in my house…wait …whats that…it also says you should be in my bed.
I’m like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I’ll open wide for you.
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.
After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.
You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it’s because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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