You auto-complete me.
Nice Set of Floppies!
Your homepage or mine?
Want to see my Red Hat?
I’d switch to emacs for you.
Need me to unzip your files?
You had me at “Hello World.”
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
You totally spiked my traffic.
I’d like to play on your laptop.
My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?
My servers never go down… but I do!
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Can you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive?
You make my software turn into hardware!
Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?
I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.
Can I do a penetration test on your back door?
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
Isn’t your e-mail address firstname.lastname@example.org?
If you were an ebay auction, I’d totally ‘buy it now’.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
I hope you’re an ISO file, because I’d like to mount you.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
I didn’t mean to ogle you, but I’d sure like to Google you.
Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
If you were a web browser, you’d be called a Fire-foxy lady.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your A$$ is refreshing.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I googled your name earlier… I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
What do you say we play a game of “Words With More Than Friends?”
You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.
If we were connected on Linkedin, I’d endorse you all night long.
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!
If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don’t hesitate to call me!
No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.
If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
You have a trojan? hmm… I think I’ll need to take a look at that backdoor.
I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.
Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
You’re so pretty, I wouldn’t even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
What’s the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I’m not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
I was wondering if you’d like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?