[Top 50] Storm,Tsunami,Tornado Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

You advect my moisture.

Are you a weeping angel?

Do I make you saturated?

Feel the rush of my monsoon!

Want to see my lightning rod?

You can stand under my umbrella.

I’m issuing a severe lovin’ watch!

[Top 50] Storm,Tsunami,Tornado Pick Up Lines

I’d like to get on your waterspout.

Wanna touch the storm in my pocket?

I bet I can increase your dew point!

Do you want to make out in the rain?

Skittles the way to taste the rainbow.

Do you want to collect my precipitation?

I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.

She acts like summer and walks like rain.

Let’s get you out of those bloody clothes.

I will make you wet, one way or the other.

Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella.

I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?

There’s a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.

Have you ever experienced a mA$$ive storm surge?

I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.

Leave with me and I’ll close your school tomorrow!

I will kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

My umbrella will keep you dry but I’ll keep you wet.

I’d bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

Don’t worry baby, we’ve got world clA$$ spill protection.

If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!

Trust me, hang with me and I’ll name a hurricane after you.

If you want to taste the rainbow, let’s go back to my place.

I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?

You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.

I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.

I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.

You can call me rain, because I’m going to be getting you wet tonight.

The storm is going to cause serious flooding, ever done it underwater?

Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to S#xy.

Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.

Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you’re good at blowing.

Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your “head” any time you want.

Girl, when you don’t text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!

Be careful I’ve been known to cause a flash flood watch in your lower elevations.

I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.

The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.

If you think that’s impressive, you should see how many inches I just acC^mulated in my pants.

If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can’t guarantee things won’t still get wet.

Why do you need to buy extra batteries? I have 2 flashlights and can please you til the sun comes up.

No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.

Want to know the difference between me and my Storm? It only takes two minutes to get me up and running

I hope you are the rain and I’m the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.

Baby, make sure you’ve got enough sandbags, because the storm isn’t the only one that’s going to be flooding your baSêmênt.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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