Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad A$$ up.
Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume
Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.
I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?
Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we’d make one.
You are the solution to my H0m0geneous system of linear equations.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-subsS#xution?
I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone? urves all day long!
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?
Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.
Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… you solve all my problems!
If I washed my D!¢K, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty D!¢Ks
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
I’m good at math… let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have S#x with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?
Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
Do you believe guys think with their D!¢K? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have S#x within the next 30 minutes. Don’t let me die!
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.
Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?
Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have S#x and I’ll disappear in the morning.
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to A$$ume the position.
Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your cBelieve it or not, gettin’ laid is still hard when you’re this good-looking.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
I am participating in the S#xual Olympics multiple 0rg@sm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we’re going to A$$ume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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