You know, they don’t call me a plumber for nothing.
i’ll edgeguard your fire fox if you know what i mean
Then if you try to walk the girl should be picked up.
“You wanna Smash?” -“No. Besides I like black guys.”
Wear a donkey kong T-Shirt, walk up to a girl, and say “Z”
Hey girl, you a Fox main? Because your straight up shining.
I bet you are just like Lucina, you prefer the whole blade.
I’ll break that shield you got down there if u know what I mean
“The only thing hotter than Roy’s Flare Blade is my love for you.”
That’ll make the ladies say “Oooooh, banana!” If you catch my cold.
ayy gurl u tryna smash? hope u got ur l cancels down lmaoo Kreygasm
Is that a beam sword in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Hey girl, do you want ebola cause I have a backthrow for you. Okayyy
I’m playing smash right now but I’ll stop if you want to do something
Hey baby, wanna Meteor Smash into your bed? I’ll Falcon Punch your… v@g!n@.
My friends tell me I’m hardest on my last stock, wanna see if they’re right?
i’m better in doubles, so invite some friends around and we’ll all go at it.
I’ll start. “Hey girl, I knee’d you so bad that captain falcon was jealous”.
Hey girl, are you a falcon main? Because you make me wanna show you my moves.
Hey gurl, either I’m a huge gorilla or you’re rly hot cuz my dong just expanded
You don’t need a pickup line, you just need to know how to Blip Blip your way into their hearts.
Hi! My name’s David and I play this game called Super Smash Bros Melee. So…when are we having S#x?
It’s not exactly a pick-up line, but if you can play her at Smash you pretty much got it in the bag if you follow this guy’s tips.
Show me ya BØØBs! Ayy girl let’s play top tiers. You can take a shiek, and I can take a peekachu. Call me Yoshi, cause I want to tongue you, swallow you…… Then $h!t you out…
“hey you look like a girl who would love to get Wombo Combo’d by two guys… And by that I mean one of us will grab you while the other kicks you in the face and a few other dudes watching will scream in delight”