What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.
[Top 50] Science Puns For Scientists Only!
I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!
I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your “style.”
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.
The biggest difference between time and space is that you can’t reuse time.
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.
Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: “Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.” “Are you sure?”
There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
DoC^mentation is like S#x: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
An optimist sees a glA$$ half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potA$$ium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.
The optimist sees the glA$$ half full. The pessimist sees the glA$$ half empty. The chemist sees the glA$$ completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. Computer Science is the post-Turing decline in formal systems theory. Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
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