What’s on the menu? Me-n-U
You’re my favorite weakness.
You should be someone’s wife.
How was heaven when you left it?
You’re so cute it’s distracting!
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
Be unique and different, say yes.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
You are the reason men fall in love.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
When God made you, he was showing off.
Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Can I hit you in the face… with my lips?
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.
Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-C^mber.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!
I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is!
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
Put down that cupake… you’re sweet enough already.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest
Apart from being S#xy, what do you do for a living?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re “mmmm… good!”
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Do you work at D!¢K’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
I’m not staring at your BØØBs. I’m staring at your heart.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot ‘n Ready.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Damn, if being S#xy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
I could lay next to you forever… or until we decide to go eat.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
You’re not a vegetarian, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet A$$.
If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Your A$$ is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely tuned body!
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the $h!t!
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents… do you want to be my dime?
You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.
I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I know where they give out free drinks… it’s a place called “My House”!
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
I’m learning about important dates in history clA$$. Wanna be one of them?
You better call Life Alert, ’cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.
You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a clA$$ together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
You look like a cool glA$$ of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You must be a very important textbook pA$$age, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.
Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?