What did Beethoven do when he died? He decomposed!
To climb to the top of a tall piano, you must scale it.
What do you call a goat that plays the piano? Billy Joel.
What do you call a cow that plays the piano? A moo-sician
What do you call a snowman that plays the piano? Melton John
[Top 40 ] Piano Jokes and Puns for Music Lovers
Don’t date a piano technician, he will just string you along.
What happens when you play Beethoven backwards? He decomposes.
How did Beethoven travel around Europe? He took the Ludwig van.
What’s the definition of an optimist? A pianist with a mortgage.
Marriage is like playing the piano. It looks easy until you try it.
What do you call a successful pianist? A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
How do you get two piano players to play in perfect unison? Shoot one.
For whom did the inventor design a silent piano? People who don’t like music.
What’s one of the hazards of being a pianist? People drop money in your drink.
What is the perfect weight for a pianist? 3 and a half pounds including the urn.
How do you get a million dollars? Start off with 2 million and buy a piano store.
What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller? A flat major.
What’s the difference between a pianist and god? God doesn’t think he’s a pianist.
What key is “Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight” written in? C sharp or B flat.
What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone? A sharp major.
What’s the difference between a pianist and garbage? The garbage gets taken out once a week.
Why do pianists leave their sheet music on the dashboard? So they can park in handicap spaces.
What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away? Root position cords.
What do you call a laughing piano? A Yama-hahahahaha. What has many keys but unlocks no doors? A Piano.
For whom did the inventor design a piano with stationary keys? People who would rather play the violin.
B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar. The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors.”
What do you say to an army officer as you’re about to run him or her over with a steam roller? Be flat, major.
Have you heard about the musician who leaves a message for his wife? Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.
What do you call an ant who cant play the piano? Discordant Where do the pianists go for vacation? Florida Keys
What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music? A natural major
Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright? Because it makes a much bigger boom when pushed off a cliff.
Ever wonder why so few wind instrument players also play piano? It’s too hard to lift the piano on end to drain out the spit.
Did you hear the joke about clA$$ical music? I don’t remember how it goes, but the punchline is “the pianist got hit by a car”.
Why did the two pianists have a good marriage. Because they were always in a chord. Old pianists never die, they just adagio away.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs, playing the piano? Clever D!¢K. Pianist: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
What do you call a snowman that plays the piano? Melton John Did you see the sign outside the piano studio? “Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet.”
What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller? See flat major. What do all great pianists have in common? They are all dead.
Guy in a bar says to the piano player, ” Do you know the way to the restroom?” Piano player says, “No, but if you would hum a few bars I can fake it.”
The audience at a piano recital was appalled when a telephone rang just off stage. Without missing a note, the soloist glanced toward the wings and called, “If that’s my agent, tell him I’m working!”
“Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. “You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son piano lessons last winter.” “Ah, yes,” recalled the judge. “Twenty years!”
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