You can’t be broke if you don’t check your bank account.
What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I’m paw!
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[Top 30] Financial Money Puns and Jokes
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry.
What book do women like the most? “Their husbands checkbook!”
What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A penny.
When does it rain money? When there is “change” in the weather.
What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? a $100 bill!
Why are guys calling information in Bangkok? To save money on phone S#x!
What happens when you give 61 dollars to a blonde? She wants 8 (ate) more.
Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween? A kid dressed up as a 401 (K)
If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
What does one penny say to the other penny? Let’s get together and make some cents.
What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar? “Sorry, I’m a little short”
Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? Because it had more cents.
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them
My wife had me take out more life insurance and now there’s no grip left on the bath mat. Weird.
Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow? The Leprechan took it and sold it to Cash4Gold!
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on the top of their head? All you can eat, under a buck.
Ladies dating a short guy is fun until you can’t find him at the club and you don’t have taxi money to go home.
Son: “Mom can I get twenty bucks” Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: “Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?”
Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they? A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn’t a nickel.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
me without money: money is the root of all evil. the things u own end up owning u. me with money: ya can I get 20 mcchickens
What is Barack Obama’s new slogan in these tough times? Spare Change You Can Believe In! If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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