[Top 35] Horse Humor,Puns,Jokes That’ll Make You Neigh!
by Annie Rosy
Are you a horse? Yay or neigh?
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat? Thoroughbred.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
Black Beauty… Now there’s a dark horse.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you? A neigh-bor.
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[Top 35] Horse Humor,Puns,Jokes That’ll Make You Neigh!
What’s the difference between praying in church and praying at the racetrack? At the track you really mean it.
What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable..
Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because he was a little horse.
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Haters gonna Hate? Horses gonna Horse?
What Does a Gay Horse Eats? Haaaayyyyy?
When does a horse talk? Whinney wants to!
A dead horse walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
What do you call a scary female horse? A nightmare!
Which side of the horse has the most hair? The outside!
What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? Sherbet
What disease was the horse scared of getting? Hay fever!
What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor!
“I’m sorry, sir,” says the barman. “We don’t serve spirits..
What type of a computer does a horse like to eat? A Macintosh
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Why did the horse cross the road? Because somebody shouted hay!
Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground
What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why did the man stand behind the horse? He was hoping to get a kick out of it.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative alS#xude? She always said Neigh
What’s the best way to lead a horse to water? With lots of apples and carrots!
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the clA$$? Why the long face?
Which side of a horse has more hair? The outside What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours
Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Why do horses like to fart when they buck? Because they can’t achieve full horse power without gas.
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A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink. “Evenin’” says the barman, “why the long face?”
How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday? His horse’s name was Friday!
A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible? The horse’s name was Friday.
Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.
A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. The landlord says: “Hey, we’ve got a whisky named after you.” The horse replies: “What, George?”
A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. “Will I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks The vet replies: “Of course you will, and you’ll probably win!”
A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the horse says, “are you hiring?” The manager looks the horse up and down and says, “Sorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?” The horse nickers. “Why would the circus need a bartender?”
A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glA$$ of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness. He downs the lot and says to the barman: “I shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got?” “Why, what have you got?” “About £2 and a carrot.”
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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