What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
What does a skeleton say before dinner? Bone appeS#x!
What does a witch use to keep her hair up? Scarespray!
Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
What do vampires take when they are sick? Coffin drops!
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like SI#ts.
How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have any guts!
What do Italian’s eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire? Count Quackula!
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? His heart wasn’t in it.
Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.
Why can’t the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween!!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no BODY to go with.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party? Becuse he had no body to go with.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s Election night.
This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).
For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you’re not will lead to a sweet reward.
I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I’m dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.
I’m going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely,
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.
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Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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