[Top 30] Geology Geologist Pick Up Lines

by Maria Line

You rock my world.
I really dig you !
Is that a pick axe in your pocket?
I knew you were rubble when you walked in.
Wow you have no idea how ‘gorge’ous you are…
Hey honey, why don’t you check out my cleavage?
You’re causing a thermal expansion in my pants.
[Top 30] Geology Geologist Pick Up Lines
[Top 30] Geology Geologist Pick Up Lines
Baby, I’m harder than anything on the Moh’s Scale.
‘Big girls are beautiful’? well of coarse you are!!
Was that a Supervolcano or did you just blow me away?
I would ask you out but I need to be a little boulder
Are you a sample of carbon because I’d like to date you
I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist.
Are you a secondary impact of a volcano? Cause you’re on fire
PHEW! Is that a magma intrusion or is it getting hot in here?
Hey are you 10 on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world.
I wish you were a conglomerate cause I’d love to have you round
Baby, opposites attract so why don’t you and me form an Ionic bond.
I think I might need a retaining wall to stop my jaw from dropping…
Is that a belemnite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Lava is red, tsunamis are blue ,If you were a case study, I’d choose you
My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors.. cos you’re out of this world!
Are you Geologist? Cause girl you’ve just given me a volcanic eruption! So hilarious!
You’ remind me of longshore drift.. Because you just swept me away. Do you even rift?
You girl, I’ll be Kaikab, you be Toroweap, and let’s have inter tonguing relationships
Are you an aftershock of an earthquake because I think I’m falling for you all over again
Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality.
You know when I said we’d be together forever? I hope you believed me when I ‘Sediment’ it.. wink
If we were an earthquake… I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, because you would be the first to come.

Tags: Chemistry Pick Up Lines, Earth, geography pick up lines, Geologist Pick Up Lines, Geology Geologist Pick Up Lines, geology one liners, Geology Pick Up Lines, geology pick up lines reddit, lava pick up lines, rock jokes, rock music pick up lines, rock pick up lines, stone pick up lines, tectonic plates pick up lines, volcano pick up lines,

Thoughts on "[Top 30] Geology Geologist Pick Up Lines"

Check it out the FREE Gifts. Or get the Free Pickup Books from our best collections.

Remove Ad block to reveal them all. Once done, hit a button below