Baby, I’m harder than anything on the Moh’s Scale.
‘Big girls are beautiful’? well of coarse you are!!
Was that a Supervolcano or did you just blow me away?
I would ask you out but I need to be a little boulder
Are you a sample of carbon because I’d like to date you
I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist.
Are you a secondary impact of a volcano? Cause you’re on fire
PHEW! Is that a magma intrusion or is it getting hot in here?
Hey are you 10 on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world.
I wish you were a conglomerate cause I’d love to have you round
Baby, opposites attract so why don’t you and me form an Ionic bond.
I think I might need a retaining wall to stop my jaw from dropping…
Is that a belemnite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Lava is red, tsunamis are blue ,If you were a case study, I’d choose you
My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors.. cos you’re out of this world!
Are you Geologist? Cause girl you’ve just given me a volcanic eruption! So hilarious!
You’ remind me of longshore drift.. Because you just swept me away. Do you even rift?
You girl, I’ll be Kaikab, you be Toroweap, and let’s have inter tonguing relationships
Are you an aftershock of an earthquake because I think I’m falling for you all over again
Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality.
You know when I said we’d be together forever? I hope you believed me when I ‘Sediment’ it.. wink
If we were an earthquake… I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, because you would be the first to come.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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