What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
[Top 30] Catchy Fish Puns That Will Hook You
How do you make an Octopus laugh? With ten-tickles
How do you make a fish laugh? Tell a whale of a tale.
What did the salmon say when he swam into a wall? Damn!
How did the mollusk get into college? On a scallopship.
What do you call a crayfish with a messy room? A slobster
Where do women fish keep their money? In their octopurse.
How did the guppies get to the hospital? In a clambulance.
What kind of fish do lion fish chase the most? Zebra Fish!
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
What do you get if you cross a pastor with a guppie? Monkfish!
What did the fish say when he posted bail? “I’m off the hook!”
Why don’t fish like basketball? Cause they’re afraid of the net
Whats the best way to catch a fish? Have some one thow it at you.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark!
What happens when you drink like a fish? You piss like a fire hose.
Did you hear about the crab that went to the gym? He pulled a muscle
What did the trout detective say? There’s something fishy going on here.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a hammerhead? A Loan shark!
What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse
Did you know the Octopus is the only fish that can squirt ink? Just Squidding.
What did the blind man say when he pA$$ed the fish market? Good morning ladies.
Who do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales.
Why did Sally go to the Lake after her brothers teased her? To fish for compliments.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.
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Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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