Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires.
Maybe that’s why he got fired from the fire service.
Did you hear about that circus fire? It was in tents.
My granpa always said you should fight fire with fire.
Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.
How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.
[Top 50] Fire Puns That Cannot Be Extinguished
What did the firefighter say when the church caught on fire? “Holy smoke!”
We spent all day debating about housefires. It was quite a heated argument.
What do you say when some McD in a slum needs equipments ?? Requires Fryer in the hole.
With only one piece of wood, I tried to convince the fire to light by use of a monologue.
When a fire broke out in the barber shop it was a close shave but everyone got out by a whisker.
What’s the difference between a soldier and a private employee ?? Only one of’em is afraid of firing.
I was telling a joke about a house that burned down to a firefighter the other day. He had to be there.
They say if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen…Which is why I lost my job as a firefighter.
I’ve been trying to climb the ladder at work for years now. Maybe I’m just not cut out to be a firefighter.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? A thousand soles got burned, some heel did it while he was laced.
How do you know which locker belongs to a female firefighter? Just look for the one with 20 pairs of fire boots under it.
I’d really be tempted to take these trousers out back and set them on fire, but I’ve never been one for burning my britches.
A father got blazing mad when he found a fire set by his boy behind their house and said ‘I don’t want arson doing things like that.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it.
A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived? The German.He was out practicing marching.
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.Give a man a fire, he’s warm for a day.Set a man on fire, he’s warm for the rest of his life.
A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have those big red trucks?”
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Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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