I don’t make love by kissing, I make love by dancing.
Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other.
What is good for your soul but not your soles? Dancing!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it
Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split-second timing.
What do cows like to dance to? Any kind of moosic they like!
What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? An Ocean “Liner”.
Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says ‘twist to open’!
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
Whats thirty feet long and smells like piss? Line dancing at a nursing home.
What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A One Liner!
Why did the dancer cross the road? Because she had to do it on the other side!
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet
If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance.
If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it!
Why are all Fred Astaire dance studios on the first floor? Because they are afraid of stairs
What do ballerinas run on? Batterie power! What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step, it is an old business procedure.
Why does a ballerina were a two two (Tutu)? Because a one one is to small and a three three is to big.
Ballet is not technique but a way of expression that comes more closely to the inner language of man than any other.
How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight!
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
I often say that in making dances I can make a world where I think things are done morally, done democratically, done honestly.
While I dance I can not judge, I can not hate, I can not separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole. This is why I dance.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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