What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus!
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
[Top 35] Computer Tech Puns Only Geeky Gets
Why was the computer cold? It left it’s Windows open!
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on it’s mouse!
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard? A screensaver!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
Why was there a bug in the computer? Because it was looking for a byte to eat.
Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
I named my hard drive “dat A$$” so once a month my computer asks if I want to ‘back dat A$$ up’.
An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”
Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.
I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn’t have internet.
I changed my pA$$word to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your pA$$word is incorrect”.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mA$$ produced with unskilled labor.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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