How Does a Tech Guy Drink Coffee?He installs Java!
What’s Black and Doesn’t Work?Decaffeinated coffee.
What Kind of Coffee Was Served on the S#xanic?Sanka.
[Top 40] Coffee Puns for Brewing Lovers
How Is Divorce like Espresso?It’s expensive and bitter.
What’s It Called When You Steal Someone’s Coffee?Mugging!
There Are Two Kinds of People…Coffee people and sad people
Why do I not like hot drinks? It’s just not my cup of tea.
What do you call a baby calf that’s lost his head? De-calf
What’s Fat, Slimy, and Drinks a lot of Coffee?Java the Hut.
What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated!
How Are Coffee Beans like Kids?They’re always getting grounded!
Why Do They Call Coffee Mud?Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
How Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What Did the Barista’s Valentine Say?Words cannot espresso my love for you.
What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common? They are all better rich!
How Are Men like Coffee?The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage? Because it’s GROUNDS for divorce!
Why Are Italians so Good at Making Coffee?Because they know how to espresso themselves.
Why are men are like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
They came all the way from Ethiopia, and they have bean a tremendous help to our company.
Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . “He- brews”
Why Are all Jewish Men Required to Make a Good Cup of Coffee?Because according to the Torah, he brews!
Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee? Because according to the Torah He Brews!
Very smooth, yet with a lot of energy, they helped us recover our focus by taking over the daily grind.
What’s the Difference Between Starbucks and a ProsS#xute? Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
What’s the difference between a Starbucks latte and a wh0®e? Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee? Java the Hut! How do you make Pig Jerky? Give them some coffee.
I am very shy in public. I can, however, espresso myself quite adequate if I have a cup of coffee and a glA$$ of wine.
Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee? Because they have Italian S#xles for everything!
Why is Starbucks removing the trans-fat from their menu? Because they want that Frappacino to pad your A$$ without clogging your arteries!
What kind of coffee was served on the S#xanic Sanka What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte? “Its a white girl.”
What do you call sad coffee?” Despresso. If you say “Pumpkin Spice Latte” into a mirror three times, a white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all her favorite things about fall.
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Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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